June 2010
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May 2010
12 posts
Just deleted my twitter, tumblr probably soon to...
I have no need for either of these applications. I hadn’t tweeted in about a month, so i figured it was time.
I wonder what it’d be like to jerk off with magic… there’d...
– The Ever-Insightful Lauren Watermelon
April 2010
47 posts
Short Story: Russian Sleep Experiment "Orange... →
Not sure if its real or not, but either way: NSFW. (content-wise. image-wise, its all text.)
To be, or not to be. That is a tautology.
(via fuckyeahmath)
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving...
– Albert Einstien
JAMES TAYLOR WHAT THE HELL YOU DOIN IN HERE!? SINGIN ABOUT PROSTITUES TO THE CHILDREN!! GET OUTTA HERE!
Just enabled the 'Ask' and 'Reply' features.
Why? …I dunno. You could always ask that. Or something else, I guess.
Freerice.com →
I donated 1200 grains of rice to people in poverty just by answering simple definition problems. Did a bit of searching; the site is legit. It feels good to give.
HELL HAS BEEN FOUND →
naomiisthinking:
asteptoofar:
and its just as horrible as The Bible predicted!
WHAT! haha that is just completely awful Trav
I told you!
HELL HAS BEEN FOUND →
and its just as horrible as The Bible predicted!
I just made Ellen suffer through me telling her...
ellenisthinking:
colormelauren:
I really wanted to be a screenwriter and I had a lot of completed movies that I wrote out. I wish I knew where they were now but chances are they’ve long been deleted but I really want to read them now!
I’d like to read them as well. Especially any one involving Seth Green…
…this says ‘when i WAS a teenager.’ …that’s not ok....
New Foot Mix 'Not so Grimey'!
download it HERE!
Why I love my friends. Also: Why I'm going to...
footaj: genius idea
footaj: find out the recipes to girl scout cookies
tschells3: hahah
footaj: commission sweatshops in china to mass reproduce them
footaj: flood the market with counterfeits
tschells3: ...and totally fuck over the girl scout of america?
tschells3: GENIUS!
tschells3: im in
footaj: dude fuck them.
footaj: Fuck the girl scouts.
footaj: lol
:)
naomiisthinking:
ellenisthinking:
asteptoofar:
naomiisthinking:
asteptoofar:
naomiisthinking:
Yay Trav is following me! I’ve been waiting :-)
I didn’t realize this was a big deal! …You’re welcome? Is that the correct response? :)
I mean, Ellen, Lauren and John follow me so now I feel complete
…I complete you? Dunno how Ellen will feel about that… :)
Hmph :( Thought that was my...